True Speak (avid readers of Fortean Times).
Time travel is real!!! The GOVERNMENT don’t want you to know about this. The information is being suppressed. We are writing this blog from an undisclosed offshore location as MI6 have files on us. We are privy to this information as ex-employees of the governments classified paranormal department… disillusioned with the God-like games of the British secret services,
The first time traveller was a Victorian gentleman who travelled to a post-apocalyptic future inhabited by a civilisation called the Mylocks. This is as much as we know because this man, John Barts, was assassinated while on holiday in France…probably by a British agent. His memoirs have since disappeared.
Thanks to Government suppression time travel experienced a long hiatus and only returned to the fore when Dr. E. Brown, professor of time-space continuums at St. Emmet’s College, Cambridge, published a paper in the journal Physics Quarterly, that claimed he had invented a vehicle that could “distort space-time and arrive at a point which we refer to in the past tense simply by achieving a sufficient speed.” (Brown, 1985, pp. 14/18). Brown’s theories have been since confirmed by leading scientists as being “completely fact.” (World P
hysics Council, 2004).
On 27 July 1986, Dr, Brown disappeared from his lab at St. Emmet’s. What remains of his theories have fallen into obscurity and there is no record of him outside of classified Government
files, kept deep underground in the basement of Tedminster H
ouse, Buckinghamsh
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